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  • #3924
    Rachelle
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    “I love when our dates turn into field trips.”:
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    That looks like a permission slip in Mel’s grip. Keep going, Jack. You’re on the right path. LOL!:
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    #3932
    Rachelle
    Keymaster

    Happy October!…Finally getting cooler nights…
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    He: “If you’re game, we could have a dalliance by the fireplace…and then I could burn your house down afterwards.”:
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    SOLD! LOL!
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    #3945
    Rachelle
    Keymaster

    “Time’s a wastin.’…Marry me…Let’s do this!”:
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    Because you’re going to say HELL YES no matter how or where he proposes and he knows it. LOL!
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    #3969
    Rachelle
    Keymaster

    He: “Making the bed alone sucks…I’m glad you’re here to help with the fitted sheet…and to help me mess the bed up again…over and over and over…”:
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    She: “I think it’s–last one out of the bed has to make it alone…Them’s the rules…”:
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    “What is this ‘making the bed’ you humans speak of?…I’m just gonna jump on it till the fitted sheet comes off and play hide and seek under the blankets…Feed me.”:
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    LOL! “Tuesday Tip”: You’re grown now…You don’t have to make the bed or put away your toys or eat your veggies if you don’t want to (but DO wash the bedding and please eat your greens, LOL!).
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    • This reply was modified 2 weeks, 1 day ago by Rachelle.
    #3985
    Rachelle
    Keymaster

    Our magnificent man Marty’s birthday is October 8th–tomorrow in America, today in NZ….I don’t know when “Jack’s” birthday is–but here’s a crossover caption anyway. LOL!…
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    What they’re thinking at the community cookout…
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    Mel: “I can’t wait for his face to light up when he sees all the surprises I have in store for HIS birthday…”
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    Jack: “Why are Bert’s titties bigger than Mel’s?…That ain’t right.”:
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    LOL!
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    #3998
    Rachelle
    Keymaster

    He: “Get me the f*ck outta here…I’m too pretty for prison.”
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    She: “Bro…This is practically a country club…low security, operating mainly on the honor system…You could literally just walk out the gate when the guard takes his lunch break.”:
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    LOL! I would totally bust him outta there. LOL!…I haven’t seen ‘My Life is Murder’ yet…
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    #4004
    Rachelle
    Keymaster

    He: “I got that pumpkin beer you wanted to try…”
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    She: “I didn’t ask for any pumpkin beer…”:
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    Well, here it is anyway. LOL!…
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    11 Best Pumpkin/Yam Beers of 2021:
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    https://untappd.com/blog/11-best-pumpkin-yam-beers-of-2021/1344
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    #4011
    Rachelle
    Keymaster

    “Rest your head…We don’t have to figure it all out today.”:
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    #4018
    Rachelle
    Keymaster

    The Joker has an ace up his sleeve and he’s gonna lay it on the table…
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    “I know your one true weakness…”:
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    Well it’s not like it’s a secret or anything. LOL!…I fold every time…and my knees melt. LOL!
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    “And I know your one true fear…”:
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    What, Pennywise? Plastic balloon pollution? F*ck outta here! LOL!
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    #4021
    Rachelle
    Keymaster

    “Do you know a cure for me?”
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    “Why yes,” he said, “I know a cure for everything. Salt water.”
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    “Salt water?” I asked him.
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    “Yes,” he said, “in one way or the other. Sweat, or tears, or the salt sea.”
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    ― Isak Dinesen, Seven Gothic Tales
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    #4029
    Rachelle
    Keymaster

    As Ella Fitzgerald crooned “Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered” through the antique radio, “Young Ed” tenderly took “Tui’s” hand into his, pulled her closely into his chest and softly whispered into her ear…
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    “Please get rid of the old lady…We don’t need a chaperone–we’ve been married for years…I’m horny as hell and I’d like to make love in the garden.”:
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    No Alfred Hitchcock-blocking:
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    LOL!…(Image from ‘Home by Christmas.’)
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    • This reply was modified 4 days, 9 hours ago by Rachelle.
    #4042
    Rachelle
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    Books…When you can’t make it to Bora Bora or the Bahamas just yet…Right, Sammy?
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    “Beach, please.”:
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    LOL!

    #4046
    Rachelle
    Keymaster

    Our magnificent “Man Crush Monday (through Sunday)” wondering what the week will bring:
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    #4061
    Rachelle
    Keymaster

    It’s that time of year again…and I love it…Bring on the spooky shit! LOL!…
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    “AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!”:
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    Nope:
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    Nope:
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    Bingo!…
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    “What?….My hairstylist gave me a new ‘do for fall.”:
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    “I also do make-up…Call me.”:
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    LOL!
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    #4063
    Rachelle
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    When your spirit lifter can also physically lift you:
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    LOL! Barely.
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