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  • #7643
    Rachelle
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    A seasonal re-post…
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    He: “Nice party…But heads-up–don’t visit the guest bathroom…Bloody Mary got there first and left a bloody mess…Hey…Looks like there’s gonna be live music…”:
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    She: “Nah…That’s just Pinhead and the other Cenobites…They look cool but they’re not a band…”:
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    “Fucking Pinhead….I had a dozen pretty balloons and he popped all but one…If he comes near me again I’m gonna raise some hell.”:
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    LOL! Who invited Pennywise?
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    #7651
    Rachelle
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    Gonna be plenty of re-posts in October. LOL!
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    He: “We didn’t realize when we met you guys that you allowed your son to play with dolls…”
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    She: “We’re super duper ultra conservative Christians and that is something we find unacceptable…So we’re canceling all future play dates with the boys from here on out…”:
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    “The fuck?….Your son Damien is LITERALLY the Anti-Christ!!!…”:
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    She: “We know this and we’re working on it…”:
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    “But as we said…No boys with dolls.”
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    “Fuuuuuuucccck Yooooou!”:
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    Word, Chucky. LOL!
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    #7653
    Rachelle
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    A re-post…
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    He: “What’s got ya gigglin,’ gorgeous?”
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    She: “I was just thinking about that time we took the kids to tour The Chocolate Factory…”:
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    “…And Willy Wonka accidentally summoned Candyman.”:
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    He: “Total chaos…Kids running and screaming all over the place, falling into the chocolate river…Good times.”
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    She “We are so demented.”
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    LOL! ‘Tis the season….Also, I think Wonka did that shit on purpose.
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    #7655
    Rachelle
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    A re-post…
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    He: “You picked a fine time to sprain your ankle, love…ZOMBIES!!!…EVERYWHERE!!!”:
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    Fucking Nazi zombies?? Never saw this film before (and it has a sequel)…Kill ’em all–again…
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    #7662
    Rachelle
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    He: “Are you sure I can’t talk you into the corn maze? It’s an amazing ‘maize’ maze, I hear…C’mon–it’ll be fun…”:
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    She: “Nope….I’ve seen ‘Children of the Corn’ way too many times…”:
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    Nevada Corn Maze:
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    Moapa Valley Cornmaze 2023


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    • This reply was modified 4 months, 3 weeks ago by Rachelle.
    #7666
    Rachelle
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    A revised re-post…
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    He: “You know this means you’ll be pale most of the time since no sunlight…unable to be filmed or check yourself out in a mirror…and you can’t ever cook with garlic again, which might affect your love of Italian food…Not to mention the whole blood drinking thing…I mean, you don’t even like the sight of beet juice…Are you sure you want me to do this?”
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    She: “I can live with this…Go ahead…Make me yours.”
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    He: “Close your eyes…count to 10…trust me fully.”:
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    “I will help you count to 10.”:
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    LOL! The no garlic thing would bother me.
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    #7688
    Rachelle
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    A re-post…
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    “Remember that time we were getting drunk off our asses, jamming ‘Baba O’Riley’ with Slash…”:
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    “Before realizing it wasn’t Slash–it was the Babadook?”:
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    I think the Babadook is singing “Teenage wasteland…It’s only teenage wasteland…” LOL!
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    #7692
    Rachelle
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    A revised re-post…
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    “I wonder if there are TWO pots of gold at the end of a double rainbow?”:
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    “Wanna fuck around and find out?…”:
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    LOL! Nope.
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    #7695
    Rachelle
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    A re-post…
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    She: “Mmmm…I love how warm and fuzzy your back feels…”
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    He: “Huh?”:
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    Lon Chaney, Jr. as the Wolfman: “Shhhhh….Don’t tell her I’m here.”:
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    LOL!
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    #7699
    Rachelle
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    A re-post…
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    She: “Family bike ride!…Let’s go guys!”
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    He: “I’ll catch up after I check the rugby scores…Let’s see…”:
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    “…What’s on the telly….”:
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    He: “On second thought…Wait up!”
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    LOL! Cuz we know how this ends…
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    #7701
    Rachelle
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    A re-re-post. LOL!
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    This re-post from June seems more fitting for October–Halloween…Vincent Price…spooky houses…
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    He: “I know it’s a bit gloomy and mysterious–but it has a rugged charm to it that draws me in…I think we could make it our own…Just needs a little love and a lot of work.”
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    She: “I thought we were looking for something near the ocean…Babe, this is literally Poe’s House of Usher…”
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    He: “I know…But this has so much more character than a secluded beach house…The kids will love it…Let’s go check out the inside…”
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    She: “You first.”:
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    LOL! Is he crazy?
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    When the kids see it:
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    LOL!…Lights out, lover…No nooky tonight after the day she’s had. Took her 2 hours to convince the kids that daddy didn’t hate them:
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    #7703
    Rachelle
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    “Whose head do I have to take in order to get a good drink around here?”:
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    “Whoa!…Hold your horses…”:
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    “….I have just the brew for you.”:
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    LOL!
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    #7705
    Rachelle
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    It’s Friday the 13th (and this is the 13th post on this page)–so that means “Jason” gets a re-post. LOL!…
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    He: “It’s getting cold so we’ll need a couple more cords of firewood…I hired some help for that…Then we can barricade ourselves inside our strong sturdy home for this long winter with bourbon and body heat…”
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    She: “Did you hire Jason again? He’s got a good work ethic…He’s quiet but gets the job done.”:
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    He: “No I went with Leatherface this time…Just so we get it done quicker.”:
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    He: “But maybe I should have gone with Jason again…”:
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    LOL! I guess….And you know…RUN!!! LOL!
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    • This reply was modified 4 months, 2 weeks ago by Rachelle.
    #7715
    Rachelle
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    She: “Should we go keep him company?….It’s so sad to see him do this every year just to be disappointed…It’s fruitless yet he keeps the faith…It’s like Waiting for Godot…”
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    He: “Yeah it’s a bit sad–but Sally will keep him company…”:
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    LOL!
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    • This reply was modified 4 months, 2 weeks ago by Rachelle.
    #7724
    Rachelle
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    She: “We’re not gonna get much sleep tonight, are we?”:
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    Freddy: “I wouldn’t count on it…But he’s clearly a stud so I’ll give you two a little more time before it’s lights out…”:
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    LOL! That’s very generous of you, Freddy.
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