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  • #3798
    Rachelle
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    Five years into the marriage…
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    “How did these granny panties get in here?…Where’s all the sexy stuff?”:
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    LOL!
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    #3809
    Rachelle
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    That time when Jack, falling for Mel, looked at Charmaine like she was a stranger he hadn’t been boinking for the past 2 years (and the night prior, LOL!)…
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    “I’m sorry…Who are you again?…My girlfriend?…What?…I’m gonna need to see a receipt, a contract or something…Pretty sure you were just a f*ck buddy who over-stayed.”:
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    LOL! Ouch. Self-inflicted wound.
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    The heart wants what it wants…and who it wants, as does the penis. Take that up with the universe. LOL!
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    • This reply was modified 1 month ago by Rachelle.
    #3811
    Rachelle
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    “Too much week left…”:
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    #3813
    Rachelle
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    Nothing would ever be the same again…
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    “Oh, we’re gonna see to that.”:
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    LOL! I need to borrow Bert’s chainsaw. LOL!
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    • This reply was modified 1 month ago by Rachelle.
    #3825
    Rachelle
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    Again with the marriage counselor…
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    She: “Between my Pretend Cooking Show in the morning and his Very Real (Inappropriate) Cooking Show in the evening, we rarely have time to eat meals together…Also, I think he’s getting way too much ass in Virgin River…I mean he’s a venerable citizen who takes care of everyone, but still–way too much f*cking.”
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    He: “I don’t think it’s too much at all.”
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    Male counselor: “Neither do I.”:
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    LOL! Team Ass here. LOL!
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    Jennifer Garner’s Pretend Cooking Show – Episode 28: Bagel Bread:
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXDEWyoIK7M…annel=Garnerish
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    Marty making sourdough bread:
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    https://www.instagram.com/p/CH36cWhl1e-/
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    #3829
    Rachelle
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    That unfettered Friday look….He knows your plans and fully intends to ruin them:
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    LOL!
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    #3832
    Rachelle
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    “I enjoy ALL the flavors of fall…So please…Fill our home with even MORE pumpkin spice-scented shit…”:
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    LOL! Is it Opposite Day?
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    Obsessed with pumpkin spice?:
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    https://www.hgtv.com/shopping/news-and-trends/crazy-pumpkin-spice-products-to-buy
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    I have to go barf now. LOL!
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    #3857
    Rachelle
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    “Shit!…More fires!”:
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    “I just know I’m gonna get the blame for this.”:
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    Not this time pretty baby…Directly: lightning, indirectly: climate change…You’re still HOT as f*ck though so be careful when you’re out enjoying nature…
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    How you can help:
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    #3867
    Rachelle
    Keymaster

    Because you’re healthy and virile and make a lot of mad crazy love…but don’t necessarily wanna make more babies…yet. I’m looking at you, Jack. LOL!…
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    Doc: “Far be it for me to give birth control advice to two grown and sexy people, but you know…a vasectomy is a reversible, responsible option, Jack…Or…I could send Connie over for a chat about celibacy…”
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    Mel: “NO!…Oh no!…Hell NO…Absolutely NOT!…Don’t involve Connie…Jack and I will discuss our options privately…after many more hours of hot butt-naked sex.”:
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    LOL! Please don’t EVER mention celibacy (or abstinence) as long as Jack exists. LOL!
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    #3868
    Rachelle
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    He: “Babe, what’s wrong?…Tell me so I can help…Trust me, trust my talents…Whatever it is we’ll figure it out together…”
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    She: “It’s the first day of autumn and the tomatoes are still growing like f*cking crazy in the garden…”
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    He: “You’re on your own.”:
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    LOL! Happy autumn equinox, northern hemisphere!
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    Too many tomatoes? Tips:
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    28 Things to Do With Too Many Tomatoes


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    • This reply was modified 4 weeks ago by Rachelle.
    • This reply was modified 4 weeks ago by Rachelle.
    #3877
    Rachelle
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    “Are you hiking or riding?…There’s still a lot of trail left.”:
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    Just lead the way, sexy sir. And be careful–it’s Libra season (September 23-October 22). LOL!
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    • This reply was modified 3 weeks, 6 days ago by Rachelle.
    #3888
    Rachelle
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    Happy Caturday/Saturday!…Get outside…get some sun (or rain)…some fresh air…some clarity…Hug some trees…hug some dirt…hug anything. LOL!…
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    Benefits of Hugging:
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    https://www.healthline.com/health/hugging-benefits
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    National Hugging Day isn’t until January 21st–but who needs a special day for hugs? LOL!
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    “Get in here!”:
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    No? Ok.:
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    Well Happy Caturday anyway! LOL!
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    #3893
    Rachelle
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    It’s a beautiful day.
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    “Get lost.”:
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    LOL! Who needs a map or GPS? LOL!
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    #3904
    Rachelle
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    She: “No bonfire ending to our autumn celebration this year…Too much is already on fire…Let’s just grab some blankets and a couple of bottles and watch a movie on the lawn…”
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    He: “Great idea…I’ll choose a classic…”:
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    1974 Film (1974 was a good year–esp. October 8th):
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    She: “Babe…How tone deaf ARE you?”
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    LOL! OJ Simpson is in this f*cking film with Steve McQueen and Paul Newman. UGH!!!! LOL!
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    • This reply was modified 3 weeks, 1 day ago by Rachelle.
    #3913
    Rachelle
    Keymaster

    “Yes of course we should discuss connection…companionship…commitment…But not before I’ve had my morning cuppa coffee.”:
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    LOL! Hey! Hey! It’s National Coffee Day today!…
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    LOL!
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